I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

So about that 25 year old import law...

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Can we stop? So fucking what?

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

Counterpoint: Even with traffic, commuting is way more fun when you’ve got something to do. Rev-matching is fun.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Well, I’m truly sorry that you feel that just because people don’t share your view of a candidate means that they obviously must not have take the election seriously.

Wtf does a characters sexuality have to do with an FPS?

Everyone I know who voted Johnson voted Republican down ticket. That’s just 3 people and completely anecdotal, but if you really forced Johnson voters to pick Trump or Clinton, I’m not sure it would’ve swung the election in her favor anyway.

I think he did. If anything Johnson most likely helped make this closer for Hillary than it otherwise would’ve been. Trump won whether Gary Johnson existed or not.

I guess I don’t understand his platform that well, but I thought he took votes more from the Repubs than from Dems?

Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

Sucker-punch teen is not a good teen.

This also happened in Minnesota, but Blair Qalsh couldn’t really fault someone for pushing too far to the left.

The question I have, is why would you own a dagger that is not designed to kill something?