Unintentionally, that scene reminded me of Dinesh's awkward first date in a recent "Silicon Valley". That conversation had a whole lot of water references, too.

Bye, Vanessa. Your hungry guys will miss you.

Well, that was a shitty honeymoon.

To quote Paul Rudd, it's really Shrek's piss.

Both seasons of Halt & Catch Fire - that'd be half a semester right there.

Once for each of the Winklevii

And Colin Jost

Yes. The correct idiom would be, "I'm taking my talents to Viareggio."

The wedding scene, with its lovely concluding image of the wedding couple wearing crowns, was undercut by FX with the subsequent Burger King commercial showing two doofus bros doing the exact same thing.

Wow, was there a lot of plot in this episode. And every last bit of it was mentioned in this write-up.

"Triple Dent Gum". Once heard, it *never* leaves.

Mmm … 64 slices of American cheese …

For all of Gavin Belson's Trump-like rash behavior, pettiness, and paranoia, it's a wonder that Hooil has 21 cents to its name, much less 21 billion, to pay their looming fine.

Imagine you're the actor cast to play Carl. Sure, it's awesome for your resume to list a bit part on "Silicon Valley" but, well, you have child molester written all over your face.

Starring Bill O'Reilly

It's definitely the single most chilling sequence in the film. "Who needs poetry about Hell? This actually happened."

The band in heaven
They play my favorite song
Play it one more time
Play it all night long

Whatchamacallits and Skor bars sponsored this episode.

Enough about your kids. Have you seen my Emmys?

She wants his filth, Martha-style.