His butchering of Les Mis merits this punishment.

I’m probably one of the few people on earth who actually admits to liking Cats, but this is...god awful.

rich, do not click this - its NSFW.

I feel a hairball coming up.

Please neuter/spay. 

It does take a few episodes to get going (and I mean, pretty much everyone is unlikable in season 1, but they sort of HAVE to be because you have to feel rewarded for how great they are) but YEAH.

SO HAPPY they got the nom’s they did. That show is so fucking awesome.  For those Jezzie’s who have not partaken, get thee to Netflix NOW. 

First, I just want to say a big congratulations to Team Cabaret Schitt’s Creek. You guys were awesome.

Normally I’d agree but I think the ending is perfect. One of the few romantic speeches I actually find romantic. And having them be the final couple in those vignettes made perfect sense.

Yes, I always said Ariel is an anthropologist! She has always wanted to go study the land and the human stuff, Eric is just a catalyst. She finally sees some humans up close, they’re having a fun looking party and don’t seem to be monsters at all, then she actually gets to rescue a pretty one, so being a teen she…

The positive role model, such as it were, is Ursula - woman made an amazing career for herself despite social exclusion, does not lie to Ariel about the exchange, writes a brilliant contract, and owns her own identity and sexuality. Plus she knows what’s up with men.

“...when you’re on vacation somewhere new do you “walk with purpose”?”

I debated whether to acknowledge your post or not, so here goes. I know I’m about to be crushed by SECULAR LOGIC AND SCIENCE! but have mercy on me! Also, probably won’t be debating you on this because I don’t really care how you came to your conclusions.

It really should be.

Day drinking with Ina Garten is now one of my life’s goals.

The literal truth has to be connected to a person’s emotions and made relevant to their experience. Communications and Art both seek to form a connection to a person. Communications seeks to maximize that connection across as many people as possible - art seeks to invoke a connection in either a positive or negative…

Buffett was also my childhood. Come Monday is one of my favorite love songs and Little Miss Magic will play at my wedding, but dear god was that musical bad... 

I happened to see this extremely bad take. It was incredibly frustrating and disturbing. I want to quote a different commenter, who has some academic experience in these matters. This is from Arnheim:

Every time she licked one of us, we immediately said, “no,” stopped whatever we were doing, moved away from her, and ignored her for at least 30 seconds.

I’m pretty sure the discount is so you can get yelled at by your doctor about all the cake and cigs and hopefully shape the fuck up before you do something expensive to yourself, as you’re required to get a physical before signing up for life insurance either way. That’s how my dad found out he had an aortic…