Yeah, Pine seems great, but CLEARLY it’s Evans—Hemsworth—Pine.

*slams fist on table* NO! You move Pine down, not Hemsworth! God, it’s like you people didn’t even see Thor: Ragnarok!!!!!

Truly, I just mumbled out loud while reading this, “it must be some type of a neurotoxin!” when I got to the part about her hands being numb, and my husband looked up, laughed, and said, “what the heck are you talking about?”

That is terrifying. I mean, I assumed brand to brand was inconsistent but batch to batch??? What the fuck. 

“less risky” is not the same as “safe” - people keep using that word, I do not think it means etc. etc.

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

Daaaamn. I haven’t heard this point made before, and to me it’s one of the most effective arguments against vaping. I’ll refer back to this fact in my brain next time I’m thinking about getting a vape again. Thank you!

It’s called “Shitty Republican pro-capitalist, anti-consumer, anti-regulation legislation gets you the Worst of Both Worlds in the classical sense”. We get to have BOTH snake-oil and overpriced, dangerous, legitimate drugs.

I find it interesing that caffeinated drinks are the same way, at least in terms of the caffeine dose varying like that.  It can’t be coincidence.  Ground coffee and chocolate are pretty consistent but soda and others are all over the place?  And now e-cig liquid, too?

That is CRAZY

Its a 22 minute show with 12 episodes per season. The first season picks up around the middle. So... just over an hour of solid watch time before it starts to really get moving.

One of my favorite stories is the time I was stopped at a red light (on my bike) when an asshole flies past me on his bike, cursing at me, only to slam into the side of a bus in the middle of the intersection.

How many people learned the word vagabond through TIM RICE’S LYRICS FOR Elton John’s wondrous rendition of “Can You Feel the Love Tonight,” from The Lion King soundtrack?

This one?

At one of my previous jobs we would strap one of those walmart knock off, terrible smelling aerosol perfumes under the seat just high enough that the weight of a person sitting in the chair would trigger the spray. When they sit they get gassed out of their office or cubicle or, for maximum revenge, you aim it at…

In my extensive scientific studies, CBD does nothing, weed is fucking awesome.

I love Spindrift! It’s different than La Croix though. La Croix adds “essence” of flavors, whereas Spindrift actually adds in fruit juice, 10% I think, so it’s flavoring is a lot more bold. It has calories since it has fruit juice, but it’s still unsweetened so it’s pretty minimal.

Why doesn’t anyone seem to understand that I don’t want to drink something full of so much sugar and synthetic bull bile that it tastes like a clown pissed in a cotton candy machine? I’m trying to hydrate and I want something slightly more interesting than water. The objective isn’t to beat the hell out of my tongue…

I really do like LaCroix a lot, but recently I’ve been getting Spindrift’s sparkling water with lemon at Trader Joe’s instead. The flavor seems a little less artificial?