Yeah, just because a couple hundred persistently loud and dumb people are furious with her doesn’t mean that the rest of the state doesn’t love her. We do.

Jesus also never called on his followers who were well to follow him into the leper colony. He doesn’t invite the lepers to gather among his general audience for sermons either. He went in there alone. Sure, healing people was his thing, but he also knew that causing more unnecessary infection and suffering (even if…

Thanks for this. While Fox News always finds a way to be obnoxious, you make the point better here. I think it’s healthy in a way, to mourn the not-so-important things we’re losing (hopefully temporarily) that make life a little better in countless little ways.

“Trombone/Cookie Monster voice”

I have the perfect neighbor - friendly enough that we “know” each other and say hello and exchange pleasantries if we both happen to be outside at the same time, but we leave each other damn well alone. He lets me know when he’ll be out of town, and vice versa, so we can keep an eye out for each other. We have each…

Good Christ. There’s a REASON that tampons are literally/legally considered to be medical devices, and are regulated as such by the FDA. 

Yeah. My grandpa used to call my grandma “mother” - and it was genuinely tease-y and cute. I’d like that memory to be untainted. :(

I brought wine to the theater in an attempt to drink myself into a state that would allow me to enjoy the movie... and 2 minutes in I said to my friend “there’s no safe amount of wine for this. I must bear witness sober.”

How could you forget the actual hero of the movie, Jennifer Ehle’s character??

I am now an Old-ish, so therefore rarely invited to be a bridesmaid anymore, but I’m at the point where I would downright refuse to be a bridesmaid unless the bride can guarantee that I can wear a regular bra. Life is too short for that horseshit.

Andrew Lloyd Weber already beat you all to it.

Honestly HOW WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW? lol

Honestly Anne is #goals for me, I can’t wait to be a cranky old bitch.

Reminds me of my first 3rd grade spelling test - we were told ahead of time that for bonus points, we could spell “August” and “September”.

Welcome to the club. My mouth once went out of control in history class, and said “seminal vesssss...” while reading a passage out loud about the Seminole. Didn’t finish the word “vesicle” but everybody knew.

The caricature of Princess Anne is my FAVORITE on that show, always suddenly sliding onto screen out of nowhere with scary vampire music announcing her arrival. Cracks me up every time.

Co-signed.

As someone who seriously dislikes the midcentury aesthetic, this hurts!

I haven’t made it to an SNS in so long!! I’m going to meet a potential new dog on Tuesday and am very excited and nervous. I’ve never owned a dog as an adult, and am finally in a place where I could give a doggo a good and comfortable life.

I found this out in a very embarrassing way - I live in a 1910 Sears Catalog-issue foursquare in the historic neighborhood, and one Saturday morning, still bedraggled and in pajamas, opened my door to a large crowd out front on the sidewalk, looking directly at me.