I was a tepid supporter of Bernie in 2016, but not today. I’ll tell you the difference between Bernie and Warren: Warren has a well constructed platform of interwoven policies and plans for the future. The talking points they both spout are similar, but Warren has done the groundwork and the math.

AWKWAFINA!

On the other side of that coin, though, are the evangelical folks who were only comfortable voting for Trump because of Pence (God using “imperfect tools” and whatnot), though I can’t imagine it’s likely that a significant number (if any) will change their votes now. Christ I’m scared.

Honestly, this is how some things change.

Hey, it’s still one of the only acceptable office door decorations for biologists. 

I know what ingredients are in the vape juice.

came here for this

At one of their weddings, in a monumental act of self-sacrifice and discipline I stopped myself from quoting the Princess Bride “Mawwiage” speech

Yeah my sister and I would totally do this to each other and it would be epic and hilarious and joyful, not “gunning for attention” or whatever. It’s a goddamn celebration. Especially considering that the bride was totally on board. 

Maybe this girl will start a trend and 150 years from now all MOH will wear dinosaur costumes and anyone who doesn’t will be labeled as ruining the wedding.

I mean, it’s fun to snark and call people “basic” and whatever, but... it’s a LEGIT spice blend that’s common in many places and not just for sweet desserty things. Ras el hanout, for example, is a North African spice blend that’s delicious on grilled meats, burgers/kebabs, etc. and is basically pumpkin pie spice plus…

*points wand at own heart*

I mean this is the perfect way to GUARANTEE that all those kids read the books, it’d be genius if that’s the real intent.

Yesss, I love the big sunday-style prep, where you just putz around the house all day and babysit long-cooking food. Yesterday I bought a bushel of tomatoes from the farmer’s market and the systematic blanch-chill-peel-seed-squish-simmer of processing them to sauce was so soothing. 

i feel like i’m being flashed?

#iseewhatyoudidthere

I just don’t understand what’s so hard about it.

Well that’s terrifying. A coworker of mine had a ruptured appendix and she just thought she had food poisoning. She certainly wasn’t crying, she just felt a little barfy for too long and decided to go to a 24h clinic, at which point they figured it out and called her an ambulance.

I fucking love Martha.

[...] the people who own guns for actual practical purposes (predator/ pest control, hunting, etc) aren’t always or even often the same people who stockpile AR-15s and LARP in the woods.