Not petty, that is straight-up monster territory

I once dated a guy who, when I gave him a bite of my sandwich, squinched his face up and said in a baby voice “is there mustard on this??”

In the same vein, I know someone at work who never drives through a drive-through parking spot. IT’S PRIME PARKING, man! It’s like he WANTS to have to awkwardly back out every afternoon. Monster.

We’re not killing American beer, we’re killing shitty American beer 

I think it was a product of its time, and very much part of the trend to “expose” the darker side of the Ultimate American Dream of Suburban Life, and therefore considered to be very deep.

I think “Nickelbecky” is my favorite

I have one and love it.

My cheapass 8" memory foam one from Amazon is at 4.5 years and still great. Didn’t spend a dime over $300 for the mattress & slat frame either.

I bought a cheapass Zinus memory foam mattress (8") from Amazon and I absolutely LOVE it. It’s very firm, doesn’t require a box spring (I just use a slatted frame), and I spent a grand total of about $300 on both.

he’s not going to go quietly

Plus the problem with any product like this that’s newer-ish and less regulated is that any ole crap could be in there (and probably is!)

Almost 34 here and 100% this.

YES, man, SAME. My favorite thing to do now is to try to make myself cry at the local Thai place lol

From MN, yep.

oh god this thread is amazing

Seconded - the free checked bag pays for the annual fee ($95) in two round trips. And I usually spend enough to get a free domestic flight every year.

Seconded - the free checked bag pays for the annual fee ($95) in two round trips. And I usually spend enough to get…

As someone from the midwest, I can 100% confirm that these people exist. They’re generally from small town conservative enclaves of dutch reformists (at least in Michigan), and anything other than white bread and potatoes is some weird exotic food. My roommate is from a similar farming family, though she’s generally…

(the hint is in the username, friend)

There are certain people who have somehow made it to adulthood without encountering even the most basic shit. Take my [acquaintance], for example, who is nearly 30 with a deep knowledge of bioanalytical chemistry but somehow hasn’t figured out how to feed herself anything other than Mountain Dew and velveeta macaroni…

Ugh this is such a SICK SICK THING we do.