He’s the Family Dollar Vanilla Ice.

I think this is my favorite thing so far omg

Yeah “spend time laughing with friends, walk a lot, get good sleep and don’t eat too much” isn’t pizazzy or exciting and can’t make you any money, but seems to be the real key to living a long life.

Also would like to note that we were not posting photos of genitals, just the lesions themselves. 

HAPPY FUCKING EVERYBODY!

I don’t think any of the sainted martyrs had herpes

Uh yeah, this was pretty standard when I went to high school. I may be aging myself... It was just slightly past the peak of 90s HIV paranoia, and before the abstinence-only stupidity wave hit, so preaching “safe sex (but abstinence is still best)” was de rigueur. Part of which, unfortunately, involved scaring the…

Christina Aguilera was seen drinking and “packing on the pounds” during a Lake Como vacation

That is fascinating and truly haunting.

Exactly. The stage musical, with its silly costumes and silly makeup and weirdly sexual overtones and complete lack of a plot is campy and fun, and has become an inside joke of itself, making it even more campy and fun.

This is sort of in the vein of what Kamala Harris’ plan proposes (a longer phase-in with private option still available, similar to Germany’s current system). Less progressive than Sanders’ version, yes, but also a perhaps an easier pill to swallow for a larger swath of the US.

If I remember correctly, FAFSA calculated that my parents were “expected” to contribute >20K/year toward my college expenses when they were making a combined maybe generous estimate of ~60K income, back in the early 2000s. A THIRD of the family income. 

Or just use the kid for food

The front desk security guy at my work does this when I come in - KILLER SHOES, GIRL makes me feel grand all day, and it’s not a creepy come-on, and he’s not looking for anything beyond that interaction. It’s so nice!

Unless you’re from the midwest, where everybody wants to be your friend, all the time. I chitchat in the line at Home Depot, at the grocery store, recommend beers at the brewery, etc.

We always called them “walking tacos.”

it literally looks like the whole thing was done with a snapchat filter

I AM HOWLING WTF

I was obseeeesssssssssed with the 1998 film adaptation (ELAINE PAGE!) as a preteen so... nostalgia! ... but this is ... this is... this has to be a joke. It’s a joke right?

The 1998 film adaptation omg