I just discovered that Trader Joe’s has a hyaluronic acid serum for $8.99 and it’s fucking fantastic.

My friend and I had a running joke about “chicken smoothies”in junior high. I can’t remember exactly how it started, but it was something to do with the grossest possible thing to put in a blender. We’d laugh so hard we’d pee our pants.

Don’t forget a clinky 9am martini that you slowly finish while holding a finger up in a “just a minute” gesture.

I’ve never wanted something to be real so badly

It also ignores that vaccinated immunity works exactly the same way as so-called “natural” immunity.

I deleted the FB app on my phone and I go MONTHS without checking it (and even when I do, it’s only to look for local events). It’s amazing. And easier than you’d think. 

I can’t lie, this is a big reason why I don’t want kids. This shit would make me lose my fucking mind.

Honestly it’s probably a good thing for the Trump administration. These leaks keep us busy running around and screaming and distracted while McConnell and the GOP sneak horrible legislation/executive orders through. 

I used to live in a 600 sq ft apartment with two small closets. When I moved to a house this summer, I was ASTOUNDED by how much shit I’d been able to keep in that tiny space. And I’m the opposite of a hoarder, I feel zero attachment to junk and usually do a twice-yearly purge.

It really makes me wonder what day-to-day life is like for someone with that much money.

How did any of these people make it to adulthood? Like, are they able to tie their shoes themselves? Does their nanny still feed them with the airplane spoon trick? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW are exhausted with this shit tbh

Being a kid back then I wasn’t looking at these events deeply or critically, and despite having smart, involved parents, I know I just accepted the media narratives

YES! She is SO MUCH FUN to watch, she’s truly genuine and effervescent and accessible and I want to be her friend SO BAD. She’s the cousin at Christmas who makes sure everyone gets a tiny bit tipsy so you forget about politics and makes everybody laugh until their faces hurt, and gives the best hugs on your way home. S…

Or if the “opposing party” says no, and then says no, and then says no, and then says no, and then says no, and then says no, and then says no, and then says no, and then says no, and then says no, and then says no, and then says no, and then says no, and then says no, and then says no, and then says no,
and then says…

Hear hear. I don’t have PCOS/endo/etc. but hormonal birth control is still a fuckin’ wonder drug for me.

WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO OBSESSED WITH CHILDREN’S GENITALS is what I really want to know.

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Exactly. Assuming that The Olds are the only people afflicted by Bad Internetting and racism is a huge pet peeve of mine and a dangerous mindset. “Wait for the old racist dummies to die out and we’ll finally be an educated liberal paradise.” You’ll be waiting forever.

Yeah. And these cops were all decent enough dudes, by anyone’s standard. That’s what hurts the most - someone fucking hurt their friend’s kid. And their response was the protect the guy who hurt her because it wasn’t, in their mind, an egregious enough offense, because he didn’t rape her outright.

This is rampant, and it’s not just the NYPD. This happened to my sister in the midwest, about 6-7 years ago. She went to the police IMMEDIATELY after she was harassed-then-assaulted at a party. Cops believed her, mostly because she hadn’t had a drop to drink, was dressed appropriately enough for their taste, and one…