I have a hard enough time staying on the road whilst watching porn on just one screen. This is simply too much.

I think you’re confusing rally with a GM dealership. 

That’s not a gantry crane

Well if he shat himself (zipper stuck, couldn’t get pants off) in addition to getting the zipper caught on ‘it’, that would be worse.

True, and there’s a better comp anyway...

If you haven’t ended up with a face full of PB blaster while wrenching ATLEAST once, are you really a gear head?

Dunno if things have changed, but when I was in the Army, eating C-rations and then MRE’s, we all had gas.

addendum:  Ah, damn, someone beat me to it below

Toyota (and Lexus) grilles are the Bane of my existence.

Idiots who have the right of way that stop and try to wave me on, even though I do not have the right of way.

Driving back from college at night one weekend, car in front of me on the interstate was emitting a super bright glow from the inside.

Upon passing him, noticed he had a 13" TV/VCA combo buckled into the passenger seat facing him and he was watching a movie...

Also, I once saw a Mustang pull out of a parking lot and not run over a single person. Guys, there are little miracles all around us if we just look close enough. 

I once saw a guy in a BMW use his turn signal. Hand to god! 

Not true. These do have a shift linkage. The shifter body is bolted to the trans (by way of a rod) but there is a rod that connect to the shift rail in the trans. The plastic bushings get worn and can make it quite difficult to shift

This serious truth right here.

Nobody doing alignments on expensive equipment and bearing professional credentials is aligning your car by the horseshoes and hand-grenades principle. And the widest min/max delta I’ve ever encountered on a spec sheet is 2 degrees caster (or +/- 1 degree from preferred) 1 degree camber (+/- .5 degrees from preferred)…

Some of us like the Cars and Coffee edition.

Very fitting for Cadillac. Even their logo will be an empty shell of its former self.

Very TRON-ish. It’s nice. But let’s see how the vehicle attached to it turns out.

It’s your lighter colored undershirt.