Huh? There are plenty of places to buy booze in Dubai. Literally hundreds.

For what possible reason does fucking Tyga need a gun??? Who does he think he is? A bodyguard? Secret Service? Ted Nugent??

Hey. Unfair. Currently the weather is amazeballs - hellfire hits around June/July, and August in particular is horrendous.

It’s very developed - but sadly only really popular during the F1 weekend. Rumour has it, that Yas island is actually a colossal financial failure.

Emirates palace hotel by any chance ?

But it has had - as has international pressure to do better. Things are improving here all the time.

Who on earth thinks Dubai is conservative though hahahahaha

This is weird. I'm going there Thursday for a weekend - staying at the Viceroy. You can live vicariously through me Bobby.

But wait... I thought Kim was all about embracing her imperfections now and promoting self love and all that?

Me and husband are in Rigga al Buteen (basically just off the maktoum bridge). Looking to move to a house though - you liking barsha??

Hey!!! Another Dubai jezzie!!! Wooop! Happy st. Paddys day to you too :-P

Comparing republicans to small children? I see what you did there :-P

Oh Henry. Back when he was an obscure actor - we are talking I Capture The Castle days - I had such a crush on him. Then he became famous and then he started talking. Ugh.

I’m so sorry your mom is stuck in the 1950s. That’s seriously messed up and it must also suck for her to have such shamey views. Good on you for resisting and finding happiness :)

I think I would rather subject my self to experimental torture than discuss sexual partners with my mom. One time, she tried to talk to me about the great sex she was having with her boyfriend before I had to shut her down promptly and remind her that this is not, and never will be, the kind of relationship we have. I…

Beautiful and all that, but I’m seriously tired of having celebrity kids pushed on to us for admiration et al. It’s all becoming very old world nobility rules, where you don’t have to work hard to even make it in the world, just have a famous parent. Enough already.

Yeah sorry A&F. You’ll have to try a hell of a lot harder than a rando hipster dude with a man bun if you’re gonna have any success selling that horrifically fugly shorts/boots combo.

My kid just had it! Albeit we live in Dubai I had never even heard of it before then and it really sounds like something that belongs in the very distant past. Thankfully he was back to his old self in no time.

Have you guys watched the International trailer for this? Leslie Jone’s “sassiness” (I apologize I don’t know a better word) doesn’t feature at all and there’s a lot more Chris Hemsworth. Makes me think if it’s just because they think that international audiences won’t get/care for “black” humour and want to see more…

God grant this woman eternal life. It’s needed.