If this phone's screeen is 3.7"+, here is the big money question:

@Snatchertas: I have just one question. Screen size, good fellow commenter? Please?

@nethkin: Touche.

@lindamller: Yeah - it'd help a lot with those people who end up suffering from the phantom limb for years. I can't imagine the horror of having a massive phantom itch on a phantom limb and you can't scratch it because well, there's no limb.

I think we better start building the Pandorica to lock the Doctor in it to prevent him from destroying time, then.

My chicken coop is long in need of refurbishing and/or replacement.

This is meant to be funny, people...please for the love of god, stop debunking this and being all serious and killjoy. We know it was shot at two different times. *sad-face*

@Steven Callas: Good on you, sir. These stereotypes need to be stamped out.

He's a nice bloke who doesn't take advantage of his wealth like many people with lots of money do. I like him for the fact that he chooses to live a (relatively) normal life despite the amount of money he has in that bank account of his. People who don't show off that they are awfully rich are awesome.

Poor bloke. The best part about him is that he was a quiet philanthropist. Not like the movie stars today who make front pages because they announce to the world about how they donated 100,000 bucks. His preference to do something for its purpose and not its ego gives him my utmost respect.

@omegawalk: Damnit, you beat me to it! *sadface*

@drno31: Similarly, the guy who discovered the applications of x-ray in medical usage chose to not patent it and made sure it remained accessible and within reach of all who needed it. I discovered during an assignment last year that his estate could potentially be in the great billions had he set a royalty on it.

@xd.Balls: I just googled "Salmonella and egg" after reading this.

@yearofthe: I've known people who've died from awkward accidents not unlike this one, and last year I had a very old friend who I hadn't talked to for several years die from a car accident because he was texting with one hand and eating ice-cream with the other. Yet, none of us ever joke about that. It's a silly death…

@hostile-17: She's called 'The Prime Minister' thank you. Julia Gillard is a woman (and unfortunately our PM. Backstabbing traitor.)

Melbourne? Really? I thought all the kids down there in Melbourne were too busy playing racing games at the arcades. Sydney's where the hacking's at.

I'm supposing this is a Northern Hemisphere-exclusive, because yesterday we had a boring moon and I'm supposing we're going to have the same boring moon today, unless it's super-close today, which I haven't seen for about 5 years now.

In the 6 or so years I've been on the Internet obsessedly, I've switched between IE, Opera, IE variants, Safari and Chrome, but always, every time, no matter the situation I find myself running back to Firefox after no period of longer than a week using another browser.

@Mike Anderson: My mummy tells me that if fish did not have bones, they'd be all fatty and not muscly and nice or something like that. Yet, over a decade later, I still whinge about it every time we have fish for dinner.

Mali...right? Bali's on the other side of the Indian Ocean.