The poster stated that the "Customer states there's a burning smell and check engine light." They also offered an explanation for how it all happened.

Using the Looney Tunes physics engine may have be a mistake

I wouldn't be surprised if armored vehicles were considered a controlled item with regard to export from the US.

Great article. So, what car are you going to buy?

They got the goddamn jack out, but didn't try the door handles or the hatch release?

She also claimed to be a "trained assassin" for the United States government, which is exactly the kind of thing you'd expect the U.S. would want to keep secret.

I want to see a crash test with those seats

Literally purpose built!

Third answer, BMW i8:

Second answer, 4C:

Hellcat

Might be slightly out of his budget.

Don't forget the Aeron chairs

No, you really need to stop doing that to the cups.

This is why we can't have nice cups.

It's always amusing the number of SUVs and pickups you see in ditches when after snow and ice. It's like a remedial course on Newton's first law.

Paging Doug DeMuro

You put the tobacco in this end.

Does this mean VW Beetles are Lamborghinis by the transitive property?