Dammit... left the ice scraper in the car.

Mid-engine design!

Is it weird that this excites me more than sex. ? I'm speechless jerry. Thank you....Steve.

I honestly have no problem with Aston Martin doing the same thing if it means they can stay in business and keep making the sports cars we love. Besides: if Aston did make an SUV, odds are it would look really amazing and be a strong performer.

I swear I saw that same 911 in Louisville this summer.

This is you not getting irony. Hint: I'm making fun of that statement.

<irony>This is about ethics in auto journalism.</irony>

You'll want a few of these:

You can off-road anything with enough determination.

I like this quiz. I've been looking at 911s on AutoTrader for awhile.

Your shift knob goes to eleven?

Now I'm just imagining James May driving an Aztec

It does use fuel, assuming your electricity is generated by natural gas or coal. It's just burned elsewhere.

Do you know how hard it is to find that specific 8-track? No? Well, neither do I.

Hyundai must have a slow internet connection.

He did want something with ground clearance...

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