I largely stopped watching tv after having kids. It hasn’t made me thin or smarter. It has made clueless during watercooler conversations. Basically, stop watching tv if you want to be your dad.

Is not four boxes itself a box? What of nine boxes? Mmmm

No. please just. No.

No. please don’t do this.

“Christian has only spent about $3,700 over 2.5 years in electricity (versus about $5,000 a year in gas charges”

Rule no 1.: keep your butt clean.