You've clearly never checked my basement.

rootin' tootin' (did I do that right?)

My indifference cannot be encapsulated by mere words. Time for interpretive dance.

You don't think ....

"or the server just acknowledges that 3% of the total sale is out the door, including 3% of their tip."

Sherman did a heck of a job.

Yeah I know Georgia is "not that bad." Atlanta is the unofficial gay capital of the South!

You overcharge so that there's a greater incentive to take a plea deal.

For the life of me I don't get why people think putting rapists and other violent criminals quickly out of their misery is a more satisfying punishment than letting them live with no privacy among other violent criminals eating prison food for the rest of their worthless lives.

because a death sentence removes any motivation for assailants to let their victims live.

Since you don't get to decide what ruins someone's life, #5 is not hyperbole at all. People commit suicide over rape. People go to therapy for years. I don't even think it covers what some victims face.

the coveted brown bear!

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Most cam girls actually aren't "raking in all that money". Cam girling is kind of like prostituting. The very best, top of the line girls make most of the money, and everyone else barely gets any at all. So you'll find articles about the high end prostitute that makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year from…

Wow. Seems like a pretty good gig. Any market for overweight asian dudes?

Driver that pulled into her lane. Wouldn't be any different than someone not checking their mirrors in a 25 MPH zone and causing an accident.

Now is a good time to bring up my issue with Jessi Lang: http://jalopnik.com/5957722/motor-…

Never Forget:

Coupe to quattro to quattro S1 to something else entirely: