Not sure if this was part of the original script for Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

You make living sound like it sucks.

Ryan isn’t the vaguely racist one, his wife is. All “plantation chic” and “Oakland booty.” I am quite certain she means no harm (I think Blake’s about as malevolent as a well-fed goldfish), but there’s a notable touch of inculcated racism in some of the things she does.

Who’s the norm dude on the right? Am I out of touch?

He’s so Canadian he was in a long-term relationship with Alanis Morrisette.

Yeah but she did John Mayer. There is no reason to be around John Mayer if you’re not boning him.

I believe he’s Canadian. Deadpool was fun. The rest I can agree with.

Pretty sure it’s a Tilda Swinton shirt that he wore around the set when they filmed Only Lovers Left Alive. It didn’t work then because it takes more than a cheap wife-beater to seduce the great and lovely SWINTON.

Ladies: Please don't sit on a man's lap in public. Ever. You look like a big, needy child. It's infantilizing. Btw: I'm a woman.

This can only mean one thing. XMEN RIGHTS ARE GOING BACK TO MARVEL! DEADPOOL IN THE MCU! HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

Actually, the one cool outcome of all this would be if Taylor was doing a performance art piece about heteronormativity and ended it by marrying Karlie.

It’s weird, because usually she’s so subtle.

If so, it's unnecessarily *aggressive*. Hetero or no, no one acts like this.

Ryan Reynolds is the person in that pic with the most gravitas, who is obviously cringing inside at being a part of this.

I don’t know how she can do it with Karlie STANDING RIGHT THERE.

Mutual bearding.

More like, her oldest lover left alive.

OMG, Ryan Reynolds’ face in that picture.

She is shooting music video and he is playing her only lover left alive.