it needs more cowbell

Does this site have any editors or other people who read the things before they're published?

I think someone stayed up very late, drank a few too many cups of coffee, and then had the type of brilliant thought process known to people who pull all nighters and said,” I KNOW! I’LL WRITE LIKE I’M BACK IN A CREATIVE WRITING WORKSHOP WITH THAT HOT TEACHER WHO HAD A VANITY NOVEL PUBLISHED THAT ONE TIME!”

Its not worth analyzing.

I think the only semblance of reality in this article is the guzzling of two bottles of wine.

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

Needs a few more rounds in the workshop.

What did I just read???

“She’s not my type, therefore I am unable to even contemplate or consider what about this obviously conventionally attractive woman could be even remotely redeeming” <— that’s how small and under-developed your brain sounds to the rest of us.

What’s so great about her? She’s a pretty and chubby woman. I don’t get the infatuation.

Will someone just give this girl her own Disney show already. Preferably one with a hot nanny dressed in clothes not even remotely appropriate for a kids show. So basically a normal Disney kids show.

Hahahahahaha Riley Curry is coming for Oprah’s throne. Believe it.

raise ur hand if u smile when ur rly uncomfortable.

She’s being a total asshole.

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besides her child labor shit, kathie lee is really living her best life...

She is not his partner, she is the contractually obligated cohost at his former gig. That’s not to say that he can’t appreciate and respect what she said today. He was most likely under a gag rule to not breathe a word of the negotiations to anyone, including her. It’s not personal, it’s business. She’s still got her…

A coworker and I were just talking about how if Beyonce is being cheated on then what the fuck hope do the rest of us slobs have? Like, why does my husband even bother coming home each night knowing it’s gonna be me singing “Pinot Noir” at the top of my lungs with a glass of wine in my hand while wearing Target…

Tidal must be in desperate need of money.