Is she actually listening to the words coming out of her mouth? Nothing about “I can’t prove if my parents are really my parents” makes this sound any more sane, there, Rachel.

Coopting another race’s oppression for fun and profit sounds pretty damn white to me.

Are you sure you have white privilege? Like, maybe that one waiter who was rude to you one time was actually committing a hate crime. Better have a DNA test just to be certain.

It was in the woods.

Dolezal was first asked if she had ever straight-up lied to someone about her race. She replied, “No, because never have I been asked, ‘are you human or are you not human?’ Race as a construct has a fluid understanding. So I would say no.”

Anyone else waiting for her to pull off her mask and reveal that she is actually Andy Kaufman?

I think this woman is mentally ill.

We, as a nation, should also admit that this continuing non-news might actually bring a lot of white and black people together on an issue rather than feeling divided. Overwhelming consensus: WTF

As an adoptee who does not know her parents, I can certainly say that by the empirical proof of looking in the mirror that I am, indeed, white.

I dated that person. One lie in you’re like “seems reasonable, I guess, and why would they make this up?” Thirty lies in you’re just blaming yourself for even believing the first one. Maybe that’s why I’m so obsessed with this woman.

We, as a nation, need to be honest with ourselves and admit that this stopped being news long ago and is just the latest round of “Hey! Look at this crazy yahoo! Point and laugh everybody!”

Transzoologism, duh! She’s a black wolf.

Yeah, I’m sticking with Attention Whore.

I can’t look away from this train wreck. I’m going to read every. single. article. until I can wrap my brain around it. I think I need some charts and diagrams.

Sister!

Man, that’s gotta be some potent white privilege to do a reverse Obama and actively invite speculation about your birth certificate!

So growing up in Africa? Random black dad? Brother-son? “Don’t blow my cover”? Baboon-whipped? Faked racist attacks? Plagiarised paintings?

Totally understand. Not sure about my parents, either. Pretty sure my real parents were Bogie and Bacall.

She was born in the woods - they could be wolves! There’s positively NO WAY to see for sure if her parents are her biological parents because no one saw her birth!!!