That’s why I occasionally drive by and throw trash in the yard of the guy who works the night-shift at my corner gas station. “Fuck you, Roger! Why my gas and smokes still so spendy?”

Yah bc the employees stuck doing the cleanup are totally the ones setting the ticket prices, well done, you

Something about this story screams “Florida” to me.

Make sure they’re dead so they can't butt in.

So much for the legitimacy of that “transracial identity” issue that so many TOTALLY NOT TRANSPHOBIC people were bringing up.

Seriously. If you’re going to lead a double life, make sure you get along with your family.

Considering he’s had multiple come to Jesus moments with her and none of them have worked, this is honestly the ideal possible solution to the whole issue.

The “I’m actually a really good customer” comeback makes my blood boil. a) You aren't; you're being a jackass and b) anyone who legitimately has any of the good qualities doesn't go around broadcasting them. Ugh!

HULK MOMAGER SMASH ENTITLED SANTA CLAUS ASSHOLE!

Nah, its cool, since magical gremlins pick up your trash there.

I was assaulted by a movie goer who felt she shouldn’t have to wait in line behind the 300 people who arrived before her, so she trampled me to get into a theater that wasn’t prepped yet. Thankfully, she also obstinately plopped her ass into the seat of her choice and refused to move. That made it easy for us to get…

But the problem is: If you’re that much of an asshole, you’re not going to be self aware enough to know you’re the giant flaming mega-douche that you actually are. You think you’re awesome, and the world around you is filled with sniveling peons.

If I were such a huge asshole that my family had to tell people that I had brain damage to explain my behavior, I’d MAYBE think about dialing it back just a bit.

It’s okay not to disclose it, but it is not okay to outright lie about it.

There is no inconsistency. Even for people who somehow missed out on what transgender identity means before the past week or two, at this point I think it’s pretty impossible to still think that a trans woman is just “someone who decides to be a woman” unless you’re acting in bad faith (i.e. trolling).

Actually, she did, in fact, check the “black” box on forms.

She also claimed to be the victim of hate crimes because of her race.

My (very white!) dad has a Masters degree from Howard University in African Studies. (he was living and working in DC, and wanted to go into the foreign service, so he got a masters locally...then he had to go to Vietnam and decided “eh that’s ok, foreign service is not for me.”)

I want an exclusive interview with her spray tanner.