What’s wrong with Brad Pitt?

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

For the sake of argument, let’s assume that all of Amoruso’s friends are super rich (which I highly doubt) and to them, this registry is totally reasonable. Even if that were the case, the lack of “presents are not expected, your presence is enough” language still pushes the whole thing over the edge.

Someone who chars hundred-dollar bills over an open flame, I guess?

Does this really strike you like a lot of people are getting upset? Or people are having fun with it?

Sometimes a rolled up hundred dollar bill just isn’t fancy enough.

she will create Nasty Gal baby collection

in the realm of rich people’s wedding registry lists, this one is not really that out there.

I guess you don’t fear little boy jail when you’re already in little boy hell.

I was going to complain about portrait mode, but the effort for a perfect title frame makes up for it.

Yup. I actually thought “Mattress Performance” was brilliant but this is some Grade-A hack work. But good performance art is really hard to do, and it’s a lot easier to fall back on cheap shock pieces. But yeah, this is some first-year art school shit right here.

Congrats on being against rape.

That joke seriously never gets old.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

Hahaha I love that they think perhaps someone will see that cover and be like, “damn, that shit looks funny. I bet she really is the funniest woman in New York”.

Never use the props!