We hire and fire people based on their body mass index.

This all contrasts nicely with how Jezebel always carefully discusses all the reasons why various writers and editors depart, in great detail and with great transparency.

You didn’t even spell her name right! But I love you guys anyway!

That is what you aspire to be. You are a Kardashian site. You’ll need at least twice as much weed and attitude to be Rihanna site.

“We spoke to Jezebel, a popular Kardashian news site, on Twitter today...”

It’s why the phrase “guilty pleasure” was invented.

I’m with you. I started watching the series years ago when an old roommate had the season 1 DVD, and I figured I’d see what all the fuss was about. I didn’t really care for any of the characters or the situations much but next thing I knew, a few years had passed, and Ari was vacationing in Italy with Mrs. Ari and the…

So, still "Sex and the City, for Men" then?

So, still "Sex and the City, for Men" then?

I went to see Mad Max last night and the theater had an advance screening of the Entourage movie. 89% of the people buying tickets looked like characters from the movie: douchetastic bros in baseball caps, saggy jeans, nylon letterman jackets. Turtle, basically.

The one thing I hate most about myself is that I enjoy Entourage.

Like when she was pissed about her maternity leave. Shit she is embarrassing.

Megyn Kelly’s outrage correlates with things she has experienced. Most famously, she didn’t support maternity leave until she had her first child.

Omg, I forgot about that. So, so true.

Like most conservatives, her views become liberal once the issue actually affects her. So, if she or a close relative/friend was molested as a child, she’ll probably rake them over the coals. If she has no experience with it then she’ll welcome them with open arms.

True; even a blind dog will occasionally locate its own asshole.

I hate them more than you do.

I really hate them.