Unemployment line Becky.

This was scary bordering on not even trying to be funny because it’s all genuinely terrifying but I did laugh. Because fuck Kellyanne Conway. And her bones clicking back into place like the demon she is was excellent.

The parameters of those programs, yes, but the Department of Education has a lot of discretion in the nuts and bolts.

It’s also playing this week at Lincoln Center:

LeBron also said that Charles Barkley can not walk away from the TV job for... some [unknown] reason (most likely unrelated to gambling losses): “I know he wanted to retire a long time ago, but he can’t...He’s stuck up on that stage every week.”