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Like any good drunk, he waited till the day AFTER the Super Bowl to do this.

I really like this Under Armour branded water bottle. Vacuum insulated, has a spring-loaded flip top that opens with a single button, and the drinking hole is small enough to block ice cubes from coming through.

I really like this Under Armour branded water bottle. Vacuum insulated, has a spring-loaded flip top that opens

Maybe it's time to send Rolling Stone magazine out to get to the bottom of this shit.

Woj: What are the chances?

Um... no, and no. How old exactly do you think he is? The last "NFL championship game" was held in 1969. Jim Harbaugh led the Indianapolis Colts to the AFC Championship Game in 1996 (1995 season).

I knew the guy who either was more clever or just wasn't ambitious enough, whose "uncle" was in charge of game distribution for the area's Kay-Bee Toystores (remember those?).

I had a friend who, to this day, claims that she writes and draws comics. The first comic that she claims to have drawn had its initial run when she was 7 years old.

My friend in elementary school, Bobby, had an uncle who worked for the company that printed Pokémon cards so he had 5 Charizards at his house.

thats the sound in Wii golf when i shank one into the trees

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.