Mutt Cutts van, nonturbo.

I would like to do a burnout across Elon Musk's face. In an oil-dripping, smog-equipment-removed, flaming-sidepipe 500 cubic inch Caddy with the roof cut off.

Can't delete accounts? WTF?

@doubledeej: No fucking shit. What the Christ?

AAAAAHHHHH

I am deeply saddened by the omission of the Omni GLHS. I really, really wanted a shitbox Omni to hop up. Remember the old Direct Connection catalogs? A 12-second Omni with a bolt-in cage was a few parts orders away.

I'd love to show up at a Corvette club meet with this abomination. Only if it were built from a vintage Porsche would it be more glorious, and have greater ability to piss off car purists who are wound a bit too tight.

Just like bacon, burnouts make everything better.

@spectra: Swimming in a sea of douche.,

Is Tanner Foust SLR guy? What is going on here?

Something is going on here. These pictures appear to be from a 24 Hours of LeMons race at Thunderhill.

These old 'Mogs are cool and quirky. Throw a keg in the back, and I'd take this over the Critter Gitter any day.

That jetboat looks very... "borrowed".

@RB26Skyline: Tanner will continue to catch shit as long as he continues to personify the drifter-douche stereotype, ala his headshot above.

@Mikeado cannot believe he isn't playing GT5 RIGHT NOW.: Sorry, Rhys couldn't hack rally. Not that I'm defending Ken, just sayin'...

NP for the powertrain alone. Everything is there to be swapped into something worthy of a Viper engine, like an old 'Cuda.

@Type R: So much.... traffic.

Why do I have disturbing visions of Vin Diesel wearing dark-rimmed glasses and a black turtleneck? Johnny Tran, move over for Johannes Traubner. Der neu film, Schnell und Stürmisch!

It has an interesting powertrain, but I can't get past the boxy '80s styling. Some cars are rare for the wrong reasons, and the 228 may be the Italian version of the Cadillac Allante.

Mr. Gangster Lowrider Owner forgot to chrome the car's body.