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Congratulations, Chevrolet Volt! You have won a Major Award!

My favorite burnout ever: The Bandag Bullet at Bathurst.

The Conversion Van. For when you and your white trash family are too fat to fit in a clapped-out Ford Crown Victoria or Chevy Caprice.

@snap_understeer_ftw: ...and the racing groupies. In US rallying, there are only Subaru fanboys.

For $91K, that El Camino had better be able to tow the owner's trailer home.

@grindbeard: I feel stupid. Sysdlexia am I.

@Alfisted: You nailed it. Besides the Viper, I don't think a ChryCo product has sold for MSRP in the last 25 years. These will be probably be blown out with $6000 cash back or leased at $249/month with zero down.

Renault Megane II. Butterface.

@Optixtruf: Right on. The only thing that you left out is a stripper pole.

Will Ford sell a key to turn a girlpants-wearing-hipster-spec eco Fiesta into a WRC-spec Fiesta? I would buy that.

I'm going to load my car full of Canadian Tire money.

Hey, you little punk: at least my embarrassing piece of shit is paid off, and I own more cool cars than you ever will.

@grzydj: ...or track hair gel all over that beautiful dry lake.

@tekdemon: I agree, a bunch of poor advice. Thank you for saving me a bunch of time by typing all that out.

@Alfisted: Malibu... hah! Or is it a Lucerne?

Hey look, a Corvette side-swiped that Charger.

I remember a great home-made dyno build thread from years ago. Yes, it was from an F-Body forum. Yes, it was trolled heavily. All I have left is some great memories and this picture.

I am always jealous of the ever-present 5'6" guy at track days with a well-sorted turbo Miata.

@RocketSled: My thoughts exactly. And that pesky windshield beam is always right in my line of sight.