Hell yeah. The US was perfect when Bush left office!

Rise of the Fallen? Seriously? That's the best you got? Wow, just when I thought taglines couldn't get any more generic. It's like The Dark Knight Rises and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen got together to make something even less original to take the heat off of them..

Not really. The only similarity is that it's making fun of idiotic YouTube comments and that kind of thing's been done for years.

Sure. But doesn't this mean her legs would have to bend at the shins in this?!

I watched this about a week ago and I didn't actually take from it that it was GTA made kid-friendly. Rather, it highlighted how patronising the series has become - you don't need to play it, you just need to do what it tells you.

Hardly deserving of a facepalm. It's entered general usage beyond it's literal meaning, we all knew what you meant. You gave us all a good post!

I don't get what you were going for then, but I'm relieved to hear it at least!

Whatever flaws Ocarina of Time might have, there's enough magic in it over most other games ever made that I just can't your suggestion seriously. As another poster said, albeit on the Dynasty Warriors side rather than Zelda, just because you don't like it doesn't make it a bad game. So I'd go as far as to say…

I agree. This feels a little too grown-up/real world to me, rather than the cartoony fun of Mario Karts past.

Generally, I encounter at least one kind of problem with kinja each week and usually more.

There's the submarine sub-genre (ho ho!) and there are also diving games on the PS3 and Wii but they may have tanked (HA!) and going further back in time, there was an underwater combat game on the Amiga.. but it sank (guffaw!).

Hmm.. but the Bioshock series is set in a world that's underwater - the gameplay isn't set underwater itself. Bioshock Infinite is in the skies but plays almost exactly the same.

But alas, no, and that's what you don't seem to get. I'm not rushing to her defense. I'm coming straight back to tell you that you don't have an argument. You keep wanting to wake up one day and find there's no reply. Just like you want to wake up and find that no-one - including the games industry - is taking…

Oh, how you wish. Once again dude, we got:

And now you're only two words away from literally having nothing. You're very close now, almost there!

You started out trying to look intellectual, thinking you could win on argument. And now you've reduced yourself to nothing but calling people on the internet knights, dogs, maids and.. puppets!

'Just as many that do sell well'? 'Sell astronomically'?

The conventional wisdom at least is that underwater games (Ecco The Dolphin aside) don't sell..

Aw, sulking are we? And now you're just typing words for the sake of it, and can't even use your name calling because you've been called out on that one too!

I know, that smug motherfucker!