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It reminds me more of When Vikings Attack! but I'm absolutely not saying it's related, more just coincidence I'd imagine.

Just in case anyone starts to watch this like I thinking "Oh, it won't be that bad," .. it is.

Yes, really. HTH!

Good? You mean this Avatar?

"Debating which console's guts are more powerful is "a pointless argument," says one Xbox executive, "because people are debating things which they don't know about." By and large, he's right. He then went on to tout his console's innards."

What's an "internet without porn"?

Am I the only one who really didn't find this that bad at all?

Cheers for the amendment Mike, and keep up the good work.

"..the new game from the developers of classic strategic shooter Ikaruga."

I'm sure you're a great guy face to face, but this is the most pretentious thing on the internet I am likely to read all day and inside I'm a little bit laughing at you.

WTF?

May I add a hurrah to this post?

Friend of a friend? If only it were possible via some kind of modern social media to easily substantiate these stories with photos (otherwise, you might just think it's a load of bullshit).

No-one cares and yet, you chose to read a thread about whether a random guy you've never met would bang her or not. I don't think I'm the one who needs to get laid buddy ;)

I've already covered everything I need to say to you in the previous reply. That's the reality of the situation, and why things are the way they are instead of the way you think they should be, and if you have any issues with reality then I'll leave you and your own misguided self-importance alone to work out why…

I left replying to you for a long time today, because I didn't want your anger to infect me. Let me once again say, with the slightest chance that this goes into your consciousness, that if having to turn your Kindle off for a very short time is the biggest of your worries in life, you are one of the luckiest people…

Kind of like watching Man Of Steel except not having to move.

I wish there was a way I could still play Android games in the meantime, but how?

Bit of a flimsy article.. and I'm not a fan of these very self-aware selfies that some Kotaku authors use either. They're too-self promotional and distracting for me.