I struggle to believe I'll find a more sweeping statement on the internet all day.

"I have to deal with this"?

Guantanamo Bay? Now we're talking. Or perhaps drone strikes instead. These are real issues which are worth getting passionate about. Instead, not being able to use your phone or tablet for 20 minutes doesn't mean shit - and just like I said from the outset, is the problem that some people in the world would simply…

"Altering your behaviour" sounds pretty tinfoil hat to me. But what I'm saying here is that you (and Owen, hence my original post) might want to get some perspective.

She really does look similar!

I'm afraid I'll still have to disagree there.

My pathetic and uneventful existence?

It was your comment and your comment alone that led to the interpretation that you were nothing but a horny teenager and so to you sir, I can only cite Poe's Law.

There was a joke? Where?

Because comments like that currently (mis)represent gaming, and gaming doesn't need people like that. His comment serves no purpose except to:

You definitely replied to the wrong comment, you should've hit the one above. Even if you don't realise it.

Oh please.

No, because:

Woah, you must be a real man! Except of course, you're probably a 14 year old virgin frightened you'll stay that way for a long, long time.

I doubt you'll regret it. Katamari Damacy is the first, We Love Katamari is the second and the game I entered into the series with. Later games are meant to dilute the formula, but in reality, I'd imagine that whatever you play first will be a joyful and unique experience. I'm really glad you bought one and I hope…

May I say three commonly used words on the internet to illustrate my feelings on this article?

That's the beauty of it though - it's not random, but a very clever, subtle but powerful inversion of real issues in gaming.

I'm not sure I can comment on the quality of the acting, but the whole thing did look pretty cheap to me, unfortunately.

To know, you would have to ask yourself:

"Let's call this crew of people who were so disappointed the Xbox One Futurists."