The program is not based on spending money for food or souvenirs, but on showing up, sharing what Rabinowitz calls a "sense of community" and comporting oneself properly at games.

Why are men even buying body wash? I haven't used it in years and I always thought you go through a bottle quicker than a bar of soap. Plus anything with "for men" on the label smells like the off brand Drakkar Noir you buy at a gas station.

I make a bowl of cereal with milk (Rice Krispies, Corn Chex, Wheaties, Special K, something like that) and then I let it sit, typically for 30-45 minutes, before eating it.

At first I thought, "Why in the world would people throw a bottle at a cat on a boat? And why would his ethnicity matter?"

I went to one in Vegas once. Clean professional, good massage, happy ending. The lady looked like Odd Job, but it was late and I was already there.

A four year old with properly syruped pancakes.

The ABSOLUTE worst is having to shit immediately after a shower especially when you took a big dump right before. So dirty.....

On Deadspin an article is usually like Skip Bayless talks about Tim Tebow ESPN sucks LOLz the end and then everyone goes +1

You can see him 25 seconds in getting ready to charge in the stands

So, I'm assuming Mr. Sbarro made his money from selling p(crappy)izzas, and in his spare time designed hubless wheels? Maybe if he devoted a little more time to perfecting his pizza sauce his dream of hubless wheels would have become reality.

12 years of me watching Cleveland Browns football in one article. Awesome.

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Have they considered working from home with Google?

So long as you have an imagination and a memory, the 300k a year job sounds like cake. If you can remember lyrics and melodies, then you always have an IPOD and if you have any sort of imagination, you can make up stories at least as good as Transformers.

No. No. Nope.

Thats one of my favorite games, changing peoples names a slight amount. "Hi I'm James." "Hey Jim, nice to meet you" the key is to move the conversation on quickly so they can't correct you. Then use that name over and over until they crack.

doesnt that apply to every year?

I remember reading something in US Weekly about this. A "source close to the couple" said she really respected his musical talent and he liked blonds with big tits.

A girl I was friends with in college gave Dave Matthews a blumpkin. After she told me, I never looked at her the same way again.