Go somewhere else.

Customer: "I'll have the BLT please."

You know that nothing is further from the truth.

I think this should be more of a head on a pike at the intersection in question type situation. As a warning.

I learned something new today. But seriously, no one speaks like that.

Still not sure how you got 'beeves' from steer

there were actually beeves grazing on the lawn.

horrific indeed.

I'm pretty sure that no matter what metro area you live in, when you turn on the news it's drug busts and robberies and what have you. If it bleeds it leads, you know.

Then you immediately call a dude a queer and get kicked out.

Toys for THOTs

Well to be fair watching baseball is pretty boring. Even worse if you aren't allowed a couple of beers.

Most people aren't gluttonous enough to literally stack 3 waffles atop one another either.

Naw I have his number, I could always just call him/you.

+1

Really? I am far more offended by the notched lapel tha the objectification of this pasty assed ginger.

Do all of them have lifting beds? I really want a relatively normal sized truck with a dumping bed.

I looked at that picture and immediately contracted full blown AIDS.

Nope I have a cousin who's first name is Cornelius and goes by his middle name which is rather unremarkable.