Also Kraft Dinner

So a bloody mary with clam juice. Instead of doctoring it up with fluids from an invertebrate, try subbing gin for vodka like a fucking man.

You're my hero.

HA! My favorite part of that has always been the little kick at the end. They are so cute.

What about deer?

I would love to see a fist fight in F1. Two 120lb jockeys just going at it, slapping away. Crucial.

sorry to necro this post but veg oil goes rancid quicker than butter.

Because this is a Gawker website and that is where they get about 30% of their content?

Best motherfucking troll of the year

"it was so cool Tom Hanks had one"

This almost happened to me once. I made it inside, ran to the bathroom dropping trousers enroute, throw the door open and sit down. Start shitting on the way down (yeah it was bad), then my ass hits the toilet lid. I forgot we were keeping the lid down to keep the cat from drinking out of the toilet. Yeah I sat in the…

I was SO about to berate you because THAT IS OUR WORD, but then you said you are a fellow fatass traveller and it is ok.

Ah JWs. I work nights so on Saturday mornings (their regular proseletyzing timeframe) I regularly get hammered on beers and whiskey. I lived out in the country a ways and pretty much no one knocked on the door unless I was expecting them.

Poopsocking

Two-fisted cake eating is my new favorite thing.

The first time my parents took my GF and I to Carrabas, I asked my parent's what was good there. They said "the bread".

Well then there's names like Wilma, Freida (aka Fritzy, actually a cool aka, but I digress), Wilhemina, and Janice, Judy. Yes actual grandmothers/greatgrandmothers.

When I worked at Fridays I scored some sweet ass dank budz off a fellow server. Hell he tried to front me a pound to move for him. Luckily I quit shortly thereafter.

Caffeine won. We were all fucking robbed.

I'm guessing he's not from N.A. and is lumping Canada and Texas together?