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Dayton resident here (actually Washington Township, don't want to associate too closely with the scum inside the city limits). The area you are looking at is called the 'UD ghetto', and not for no reason. The paint may be fresh, but the whole place is a dump. Those houses are falling to bits, as you would expect from

Philistine.

He said 'learn some respect or lose some weight'. The respect part comes from being rude (with the DS volume and the elbowing) and the weight part likely comes from the fact that she couldn't sit in one seat if she tried, and then sat in a 1/2 of a seat crowding everyone even further.

Hah! There is most definitely sexism! And porn is most definitely targeted toward a male audience, that doesn't mean that the ladies can't enjoy it as well.

I spit when I have a bad taste in my mouth, like if you had a coffee, then like an hour later you have nasty coffee breath get it out of there. I doubt it helps :(

Yeah Tom Collins beat a margarita 9 times out of 10, mainly because people use sour mix for most margaritas. Use fresh lime juice in a 'rita and fresh lemon juice in a tommy and you are neck and neck for the best hot weather/summertime/chillin' at the pool drink.

Yeah that's a jager bomb, not sure what they're referring to in the article. Drop a shotglass of Jager into a glass of redbull (or vodka/redbull i guess).

Too soon.

Or, she could just like getting the shit fucked out of her (confirmed), and like watching the same.

That's what she said.

I just wanted to comment on the 'usually for sake of the male gaze' bit. I'm not a gender studies major so I don't know all of the BIG IVORY TOWER implications, but my gf loves watching the facials/money shots, among other things many may consider for BIG MALE GAZE. She likes watching porno that may be considered to

'go, and sin no more.'

I read the headline and entire first and second paragraph, thinking it was about the FIA. Not until I saw CONCACAF did I realize I was on deadspin not jalopnik, and this was about soccer not Formula 1.

Weirdly I am looking forward to actually watching this year, after pretty much surfing the internet with F1 on in the background for the last few years. I'm not really sure why everyone is complaining, as the new rules are having the intended effect: shaking things up something fierce.

what backstory?

I'm hoping for a turbo 5, c'mon audi, back to your roots.

God, I was drinking Hendrick's martinis like 10 years ago. Now I feel like a hipster for being all "I was doing x back around y years ago...".

For Sweden, I fell in love with your commenting on jalopnik, but lately your best work is around gawker and jezebel. This post proves ... something.