Belichick coached at Cleveland towards the end of the last time the Browns were decent, and benched Bernie Kosar, for (i think) Vinnie Testeverde.

Ugh. You are the worst, I fucking love bananas and watermelons, their respective candy flavors are terrible.

Ok I found this:

Yeah it looks like they added green apple to the sour version and some gross green melon to another one, but red-bag skittles still heve the lime flavor for the green candy.

What? I am not sure about that. Is that in the standard red bag?

List of best candy fruit flavorings, ranked:

Yeah considering you could be pretty proactive about not getting sick by just washing your hands like a maniac. Also I am pretty sure you could get a large tropical island with a baller lagoon on the cheap back then. I'd get that island, get some sexy babes quarantined on a boat for the three month trip (so any…

Not sure about that one, I read an interesting article a few years ago about the German government deregulating the chimney sweep business after nearly a half of a millenia. This wasn't it, but touches the bases. Even though your chimney sweep isn't geographically based anymore, it is still pretty heavily regulated.

Nice.

Came for this GIF, was not disappointed, except fo the fact that it is in the grey comment gulag. tsk tsk

HA!

Well played, good sir. Another brandy?

The real question is, does the Thai version of Deadspin have a 'Are you a squat wiper or a stand wiper' controversy. page

For years I've been trying to figure out how exactly I get shit on the bottom of the toilet seat. Maybe they have a diet that is much lower in fiber in Russia?

HA good one!

Zero. I read the entire text string the other day, and it confirmed my suspicions that they were probably just buddies and Martin wanted an easy out from Miami for some reason. Why the fuck would you go clubbing with someone who was bullying you 3-4+ times a month? I mean clubs are terrible, how can you bully someone…

Also it seems like, while holding it at that angle, that metal bit [poking out would actually be slighty inside his lung

Recommending for capes.

Gobbler's Knob?? SERIOUSLY??

You're welcome and enjoy. If you invent a new awesoeme sauce, I expect you to share though.