With a bit of colored electrical tape, you could block out the 'M' and the 'L' and creatively change the block 'E' to an 'S'. It would say 'anus'. That is comedy gold if I have ever seen it.

Hah, Kinja sucks ass.

But they were divorced before she died, so wouldn't it be 'late ex-wife'?

Awesome.

Never seen one of those at the hardware store, actually. Just outside of the GF's programming job.

Oh shit Street Sharks. That show was horrible.

I think the partially deflated ball is supposed to be an egg (ovum)?

Here's something that amazes me:

HA! I just finished watching this episode!

One or two words you say? How about five....

"30% of cleaning responsibilities"

Seriously.

As far as slipping to the point where you completely stop forward movement, but aren't sliding backwards, again try to idle out of it, or put it in low gear and slowly apply gas. It is all about inertia, keep your wheels moving forward slowly in the direction you want them to go.

They do. In Seattle, they don't really get much snow, something to do with the way the warm air current come in from the pacific. One inch, roughly 3.5 cm, of snow and all schools are closed. For two days. Since they don't get too much snow, they don't feel the need to buy snow tires; nor does the municipality feel…

1.Relax.

Again to be fair, if he had removed the corpse, he'd be gazing at Shanahan's meat. And RGIII might get jealous as he's gotten used to that treatment from Snyder

I think it's a recently unearthed Native American grave-site, to be fair.

Once I got food poisoning after downing about 20 incredibly hot wings. I had the heat coming out at both ends at the same time. I was literally in tears (don't tell anyone please).

After a night of eating all of the hottest hot wings in the world and pounding innumerable beers:

Get out.