She’s wearing pantyhose.

It’s not a toy for a lot of kids.

I’m really sad for your students. My youngest sister is on the spectrum (very high functioning) and she is a hand flapper. By the time she was 14 she had been harassed about it so often she channeled that need to stim into cutting. Fun! Your narrow mindedness is potentially harming your students because you are…

I have words. Peeled is spelled wrong. So I’m calling fake. Trump is a fucking moron but I find it hard to believe that support/invisible staff with a resume good enough to get into the White House is confused by homophones.

What is this from?

Probably not enough concussions yet.

I think a football player.

Ahh see now I love rompers but I do not enjoy obvious, painful cameltoe. :(

That explains so much.

Not at all. But once she when cut off her abuser’s penis we were permitted to have a chuckle.

Since you seem to have access to other Earths in the multiverse, maybe you could hook us up with a slightly better one?

Niiiiice. You did inspire me though. I think I’m going to eat my leftovers with Doritos instead of a spoon.

Meanwhile, I subbed black beans and onion for the meat in Hamburger Helper last night because we haven’t been to the grocery store in two weeks. Clearing out the back of the cabinets with style. I could win a Semi-homemade cooking contest.

You think the people that won’t vote for a woman will vote for a Jewish man?

I am anti-Pioneer Woman. The problem is that it has been so long, I can’t remember what it was that created that thought. But I feel like she made some public statement that was super right wing, or something like that. I’ve been avoiding her recipes like the plague for over a year.

This was obviously posted before the most recent update. Chill.

Pittsburgh is not the fucking Midwest. The ocean is only separated from Pennsylvania (an original colony btw) by a tiny strip of New Jersey.

Are you under the impression that black teenage girls have no parents to pay for salon visits?

Yah. I was feeling kind of bad and shallow that I mostly skimmed the article because I just want to rub my face on his face.

Proper overalls should have adjustable shoulder straps.