The words that you are saying don’t seem to be in response to this specific xkcd comic.

I married young and fast. He was fucking awful. Two years after the divorce I was engaged to a guy who might as well have been his brother. Luckily, that ended before marriage. I was single for 8 years then. And it kinda sucked. But I’m about to celebrate my first wedding anniversary to a kind man. I think the word…

All due respect to Jackie Robinson, but Moses Fleetwood Walker and his brother (whose name was not a Trivial Pursuit answer) were the first.

I’m going to be shallow.

But Hulu still makes you watch commercials.

Would watch.

Sorry, did offend your delicate pedophile enabling sensibilities?

Catholics.

I can’t believe you replied lol. Sorry, it’s one of those lifelong conversations that I get a little over the top about.

Going through a traditional education track doesn’t guarantee any sort of “socialization.” How successful do you think this kid would have been in middle and high school when he is SO MUCH smarter than the rest of the kids? It’s not like you can see the future and he would have been student body president. Just as…

Yeah. Stores would bid to sell certain looks online, and they would go on sale as it happened? They always sold out super fast. I don’t know. But, I agree she and Nicole Ritchie are the only memorable parts of that show.

She’s a fucking moron who thinks we need armed guards in schools to deal with grizzly bears. This is not hyperbole. These are the words that came out of her mouth.

I took it because I have only the word of a narcissist what my paternal lineage is. Turns out she didn’t lie. 

Yay but for the last damn time-Pennsylvania is not in the goddamn Midwest. It is an original colony and the eastern border is an hour or less from the ocean. Even Pittsburgh counts.

I can’t tell where you stand on this issue but the tag line “From the director of Gandhi” (starring Ben Kingsley in brown face) makes this extra fucking sad/funny/gross.

Bet if you went through the full cast of every episode of the new Hawaii 5-0 you would find plenty of native Hawaiian men of the correct age to play this part. It’s not like trying to find a set of identical albino triplets from Siberia.

I think it is best on kids or maybe women. But I also don’t like a deep v on men so...

I try to save it for the forced birthers and Nazis and red pillers.

I like Jessica Simpson. I used to feel bad for her. Pretty voice but no rhythm (the cuts in her videos when she’s “dancing” are...yeesh). And then that show. With the tuna/chicken and buffalo wings nonsense. But she has made a good career for herself, and she was a judge on some designer show and I liked her on that.

The song the song the song!