schnauzerpants
SchnauzerPants
schnauzerpants

I want to know! He’s the best, ruin it please.

Perfect.

We were safer before, cause you know those fuckers don’t read.

I’m going to say this is on topic. Can anyone PLEASE explain to me why it takes a half an hour (about when I’m ready to start my coffee) before the progesterone period poops begin????? Why, in addition to the cramps and general grumpiness, must I always be cursed with cold fucking coffee on the first day of my period

Ahahahahaha. I was born in Pittsburgh but my mom and her family are from East Brunswick. So I say those too!

Here ya go. This is an excellent list of thing I support.

Also, farest (the place with all the trees) and aranges (the fruit you make breakfast juice with).

Absolutely. I mean just last night, I had a few bong hits and went to watch GBB Master Class and Netflix was borked. So I made a pan of brownies at 2am. I am 37, middle of the night box brownies are completely inappropriate. If it wasn’t for The Pot I would have been asleep like a responsible member of society!

No uterus? No fucking opinion.

Right, because 10 year olds who come from healthy, good environments act like this all the time. Fuck this girl in particular though, because even though there were ORPHANS she acted out more. It’s obviously a personality flaw and nothing else right?

I’ve been bullied by three teachers, two black, one white, though race was only a factor with one. I sat next to a black kid in science class (I’m white) in a new school and she took the opportunity to berate me (I was 14) for stealing all the decent black men with my white womanhood. She got fired and replaced with a

Jesus fuck.

Never heard that. But I do know “summer beer.” Lemonade, vodka, beer.

Yeah well, no one wants to admit a person they perceive as a “nice” person is a predator. So to keep their own sense of self clear, they sacrifice children.

Maybe they thought it was redundant to have mashed potatoes on top and cut ones inside? I don’t know. That not my diet of choice.

I went from standard pot to Aeropress, used it for a couple of years, and switched to French Press. Aeropress suuuuuuucks for a certain kind of coffee drinker. I make a big, strong cup of coffee. The Aeropress never scaled up well. 1 8oz americano (essentially what you are making) is not enough coffee, so I was always

I had a vegan shepherds pie once (sad face) and it had what I thought was potato chunks in the gravy part. It was rock hard parsnips. Inedible. And I haven’t come across one since. Just roast them whole like a potato?

Yes. I was in a political punk band. Ahh, the days of youth. I wish we knew what was coming.

Grab her by the pussy.