Coraline is fucking scary shit, I’d say it should be in 10-13 range, and only watched by 12 and up.

Are you insane? The Ring is far too scary for anyone who isn’t old enough to drive. I was 17 when I saw that movie and I couldn’t sleep for weeks.
The thing that’s always helped me, which I think would actually be kind of fun for kids, is to watch some behind the scenes of horror movies to see how the makeup is put…

Good interviews on Colbert are few and far between. I find him especially terrible at interviewing women.

That happens sometimes. Forget about it, it’s Kinja.

It’s a very good episode of television, and you’re reading conspiracy into a blog review? Christ, everyone is so fucking dumb these days.

Rather than this I would rather be reading about a real-world production looking to cast the lead in a faithful (and hopefully good) adaptation of Peter O’Donnell’s “Modesty Blaise” series.

*Diana Jones holds up a smartphone with Tinder on it in her hands. As she’s about to swipe, Sally snatches it away*

“Hey Woodster, can I get another beerski?”

i can only speak for myself, of course, but what i found terrifying about it was the relentlessness of the “monster”. You can’t get away from it! Ever. You can’t outrun it or hide from it. You can’t make it go away - there is no “cure” for it. It just comes for you, 24/7 until it gets you. and now that you have “it”,…

I’m just gonna list a bunch of stuff that makes It Follows stand out.  For starters, it actually has a pretty interesting and complex mise en scene, the time of the setting is obscured and full of anachronisms and the music is great but theres alot beyond superficial details that makes it noteworthy. It attaches a…

I’d read Where the Red Flag Grows.

I like the art style, but the sentence “all-ages title stars a group of magical creatures, three of whom are baristas, in an urban fantasy setting” to my ears, might as well be the field where they grow red flags.

They just need to merge with the “We’ll upload you to a computer but we have to kill you” company, then they can send a bunch of computers to Mars and claim success.

Unions are the only way to save the middle class. Good for you guys and best of luck.

Good for you guys. Truly.

Did anyone know who Kill Monger was before the movie came out?

Doesn’t Ronan wake up and greet the day with his slaves putting stripper glitter on him and putting on eye makeup? Sounds pretty campy.

How jejune! I, of course, think of the novel by Hermann Hesse when I hear that name...

...probably because the “traditional” meaning is bullshit.

Bullshit. He forbade them from protesting because he didn’t believe in the cause they were protesting. If they disobeyed him, he’d throw them out of his house.