I don’t understand people who buy (sports) cars in primer/battleship grey.

They exist because money.

That’s why I’d prefer not to own anything newer than a Series III Landy.

i think high-tech is the opposite of what people want in the Defender

This is why I tag all my luggage with a strap saying it contains a big bag of dildos. Also works as a theft deterrent! 

did you, even for a moment, consider posting a picture of a woman standing over a mirror?

not knowing all the words, i suspect.

Now just get it voiced by Jon Benjamin, and I’m in.

I can’t take this list seriously unless “Zardoz” is on it. Clearly, it’s Connery’s finest work and a magnum opus in any director’s repertoire.

Nobody gives a shyt about keeping autonomous vehicles clean. The owners could care less, because they have no bond with the vehicle. Meanwhile, car enthusiasts will be using self service car washes to shine up their ride, because it’s a labor of love. Google will need to program the autonomous vehicle to go clean…

But arteries the droids you’re looking for?

No worries, it’s things like this that give the comment section life.

That’s no asteroid.

Going forward, I think I’ll just cut out the middleman and share other people’s photos of wherever I am travelling.

Oh my god. This kid will be broke within ten years (being VERY generous here with the timeline) and will be getting another handout from gramma.

And they will somehow figure out how to make it leak oil.

Forgot one of the best:

I can’t wait for the inevitable Young Luke spin off where we finally get to see him shooting womp rats in his T-16.

I will surely lend you the ten mil, knowing that you can never repay me. Then I’ll buy default options on your loan, sell shares in the options, and then create a futures market for the shares, and an ETF for the futures; I’ll then put all the income in a contrarian hedge fund. I should have my ten mil back by New…

Let's hope they remember to do the feet->meters conversion properly this time :)