Those brows tho... #somethingaboutfleek #iamold #dididothatright

I still can't bring myself to watch Friends again. I know I loved it, but with 236 episodes to watch in order, it would suck up so much of my life.

True. But Suzanne is right that Piper soooo wasn't worth it.

I love her character so much. Everyone on that show has a lot of layers but there's something so beautiful and kind about Susan and I find I connect with her more than anyone else on the show. She's got a lot of dark parts and wants so much for love and nobody but Uzo Aduba could play her role.

I met Big Healthcare. Dude is definitely huge. I asked him how he got so big. He said, "I lift, brah. Do you even lift? Try crossfit. It's totes safe and won't cause you any physical problems that require a doctor."

She goes out singing Nickelback.

my grandparents have been married for 50 years but my memaw almost left my papaw in the late 60s because she found out he was gambling all of his money away. she got a job and started saving up to leave; he realized what she was doing and begged her to stay and quit her job, and said that he would quit gambling. she…

Yup, I think that the higher divorce rate is actually a good thing. I'm 25, so my grandparents are starting to really get up there in age, and they're starting to lose the ability/desire to hold in things they've been internalizing for decades. There is seriously nothing sadder than looking at both of them and…

I don't know...something about the whole thing rang a little false to me. Like I get it in a rage sense why Jax would do what he did, this whole season has shown he's willing to kill anyone who he thought was even tangentially related to Tara's murder, but not in a "I'm super conflicted about this but she has to die!"…

Kelly, why rely on Polaroids when you can use computer programming!

One guy got busted by the RA on the day after Halloween, dressed as a pirate swigging Captain. Guy stayed in character. 'Arrrrrrggg' and 'Write up' were thrown around a lot. Captain Tim, you forever have my respect. RA Kirk, you were destined to lose that fight.

But they seem to think that if they complain, you'll lower the prices.

When I looked at the bill, she had left a ridiculously small tip of $66.66 (on a check around $190) with a little smiley face and note that said,"because 6 is my favorite number."

Your guy is probably funnier.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL YEAR

i was thinking earlier today that jessica lange is however old she is and still INFINITELY more beautiful than i am, have been, or will ever be.

My four year old son tells me all the time about when "he was the mommy" and I grew in his tummy. He tells me I was a difficult baby: "Mama, you cried a lot and I had to feed you. You cried ALL THE TIME." Oddly enough, as a baby, I was severely colicky. He tells me that next time he gets to be the mommy again, and…

Forget ghosts: this is the kind of shit that really scares me.