If the True Detective lady-leads spend half their time naked, I will be first to set the world on fire. Do you hear me, HBO?

What Can We Expect from Game of Thrones' Upcoming Duel?

I watched the show with my boyfriend and kinda felt like I was cheating on him in plain sight.

Seriously? What kind of "Men We Love" list doesn't have Kanye? No way!

I could not agree more. I've found myself drawn to several beautiful polishes recently (actually for a while now; I think OPI started this a year or two ago), only to find that they have that gross texture crap going on. Like crackle, this is a trend that can't die fast enough.

I bet you hate peas and "Anything with the word "sprouts" in it (bean, alfalfa, brussels, etc.)."

First wife?

I do not need to know any more about these people than that she told the Post:

Cannot unsee

Can we all, for a moment, realize this woman is getting married to a man who hates avacodos and mushrooms?! If that isn't a BACK AWAY warning, I do not know what is.

Wtf is this even supposed to be. It looks like a piece of toast in desperate need of a tampon.

So I bought this for my daughter for NOTHING??? :(

I thank you. Well, they are definitely both blond men. I feel confident saying that yes, they are both blond. Though, I am afraid I will be debating how natural Mr. Sandwich man's hair color is for the rest of the day.

Maybe you can write some messages for Chipotle cups.

NO JUDGE JUDY??

I feel tricked. I DEMAND 300 SANDWICHES AS RECOMPENSE.

Ugh, whatEVER Jessica Chastain.

She is an actress and a model, the daughter of Lisa Marie Presley, granddaughter of Elvis.

I don't know who this is but I LOVE her sort of chic boho sense of style. The shoes again though are a bit of a problem.

You think you get it, but it doesn't seem like you do. As evidenced by the fact that you're looking for election results on Jezebel.