If the True Detective lady-leads spend half their time naked, I will be first to set the world on fire. Do you hear me, HBO?

I watched the show with my boyfriend and kinda felt like I was cheating on him in plain sight.

Seriously? What kind of "Men We Love" list doesn't have Kanye? No way!

I could not agree more. I've found myself drawn to several beautiful polishes recently (actually for a while now; I think OPI started this a year or two ago), only to find that they have that gross texture crap going on. Like crackle, this is a trend that can't die fast enough.

I bet you hate peas and "Anything with the word "sprouts" in it (bean, alfalfa, brussels, etc.)."

First wife?

I do not need to know any more about these people than that she told the Post:

Cannot unsee

Can we all, for a moment, realize this woman is getting married to a man who hates avacodos and mushrooms?! If that isn't a BACK AWAY warning, I do not know what is.

Wtf is this even supposed to be. It looks like a piece of toast in desperate need of a tampon.

So I bought this for my daughter for NOTHING??? :(

I thank you. Well, they are definitely both blond men. I feel confident saying that yes, they are both blond. Though, I am afraid I will be debating how natural Mr. Sandwich man's hair color is for the rest of the day.

Maybe you can write some messages for Chipotle cups.

Carson Kressley is probably the only one who appreciates that comparison.

NO JUDGE JUDY??

I feel tricked. I DEMAND 300 SANDWICHES AS RECOMPENSE.

Ugh, whatEVER Jessica Chastain.

She is an actress and a model, the daughter of Lisa Marie Presley, granddaughter of Elvis.

I don't know who this is but I LOVE her sort of chic boho sense of style. The shoes again though are a bit of a problem.

You think you get it, but it doesn't seem like you do. As evidenced by the fact that you're looking for election results on Jezebel.