I can't even sit still for 80 minutes.

Whew, at least I don't feel so bad now. When I do it, I look down at my stomach for motivation as it flexes muscles I didn't know I had.

Holy shit! I was doing 10 sec reps and thought 30 sec was torture. In my defense I'm a lazy fatass, but imma blame it on genetics

Yeah, so - Ima let you finish, but...

there is no need to waffle around; this is the best comment, ever.

Show some respect for pancake jesus. He fried for our sins.

"Emily, did you sleep with Dean McDermott?"

Hrm... There is a lot to tackle in here and I am ill equipped. Anyone?

You're going to get jumped on.

Nevermind the tits, Kaley Cuoco's eyebrows need surgical intervention immediately.

Now, now. I think you're vastly misrepresenting the hippo. They'll fuck you up good even if you are careful!

found in Haiti and the Dominican Republic.

All of science should be devoted to genetically engineering animals that stay small so we can love them without being eaten.

As a Peace Corps volunteer in West Africa, we were told during training that hippos only kill people when they feel their territory and offspring are threatened. And when they do, they usually push you down to the bottom of the river and hold you there with their big hippo paw until you've drowned.

Or....

You're not lion.

I would like to say I didn't laugh at this comment, but I would be Lion.

This is what you call a catastrophe.