I'm fucked.

This is an awfully specific-sounding story, Seize.

Burn down Hot Topic! Don't let it steal your soooooul....

The dream of the 90s is alive at Hot Topic?

Marine Todd to the rescue!

*waits for user "B" to post the Maleficent gif*

dammit! i thought that said Marvel babes movies...

Thank you for confirming my suspicions. Not being an architect, I had nothing to back up my reaction, which was 'wow, those look impractical'.

I still don't wear shorts :( First thing, it's nearly IMPOSSIBLE to find any that fit me. I live in dresses and skirts in the summer.

Actually, this butt that butt. Everyone has different butts but who the fuck cares.

I've been on the pill (and not ovulating) for years. I'm pretty sure not getting pregnant has in the long run allowed me the opportunity to be creative. But to each their own.

I appreciate Julia in everything else.

90% of this is wildly depressing. Thank you for the last sentence.

Here, if you need an eyeroll, you can borrow this one of NeNe (from Lindy's post):

ummmm...okay? i'd like to say that i can't believe jezebel wasted my time with this bullshit, but i can, so i won't (but i will, passively).

belfies sounds like the burps that happen when you've had too much beer just before you're hugging the porcelain princess for hours.

Get it?

My co-worker once got tipped $5 on a $125 bill (for a table that did not have any issues), so he went up to the table and tried to give them the $5 back, saying that clearly, they needed it more than him. When they wouldn't take it, he ripped it up right there. One of the most ballsy things I've ever seen a waiter do.…

As a server, I have to disagree here. Eye contact and nodding can often make it impossible to get a server's attention when you need something, because they don't always notice, and then I would look like the asshole because I didn't get them the thing they needed. I have never, ever minded waving or a polite "excuse…