Our Pediatrician is Anti-ANY juice. It doesn't teach toddlers anything about eating (Getting food to their mouths, chewing and swallowing) and it is Hell on Developing teeth.

Yeaaah not sure why there's a picture of the kid? Also wondering why the mother wasn't in jail.

She takes a lot of truths and puts the lie in the middle so when people talk to her they see all these truths and then they believe the lie

Mm. Beelzamacchiato.

Ugh... My mother in-law, whom I really do love, is a lot like this. She aways claims to be ready to order then immediatly asks to have her order taken last so she can look over the menu longer. Then when it comes to be her turn she will ask what the soup of the day or special is even though it has already been asked…

Best sentence I've ever heard: "Fuckin' fucker's fuckin' fucked" -by a wide-eyed 60+ Scotsman with a broken-down tractor.

Yes, she is actually a wonderful person. Plus, it's fun to eat with her because she will NEVER judge your food choices!

I have left nearly 40% tips for waitresses because I feel SO bad for them having to deal with the ridiculous scene these people put on.

This is my best friend. She makes me want to dieeeeeee but there is no way to circumvent this behavior. Believe me, I have tried everything from just telling the waiter to come back later, to reading out menu items to her, to saying "Let's stop chatting and decide so we'll be ready when the waiter gets here." Nope,…

UGH. YES. My significant other's family is like this. They cannot for the life of them decide. His mother is just generally confused, his grandmother is mostly deaf and confused, his grandfather is mostly deaf and just cantankerous.

... yeah, I'll find achievements to be proud of that involve less risk of maggots in my ass, thanks.

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When I was a wee one, I had a lot of trouble gaining weight (lolololol now). I was given a free pass to drink as much whole milk as I desired.

YOU GUYS: EAT FOOD. THAT IS IT. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST EAT FOOD.

I do like Oprah, but I think you're a little right here. I liked that Oprah told her she could quit if she wanted no problem, but what Oprah is overlooking is the fact that HER production company is paying for that apartment. Lilo can't really quit...she wont have a place to live (unless she moves in with her mom…

The mind of an addict is a very strange and scary place.

Exactly. Oprah is exploiting Lindsay Lohan for OWN ratings and I find that amoral. She is clearly not ready but if you promise to pay for a new apartment, then of course she will lie through her teeth just to be on the show.

Slightly off topic: How do parental-type Jezzies feel about the chicken pox vaccine?

aaaaaaaand here come the Diva Cuppers ...