MMM chicken and waffles are delicious. I went to Ihop at 2am and ordered blueberry pancakes, chicken fingers, french fries and onion rings..then threw up everywhere. I don't recommend it.

If that shit happens here in CA, I'm going to open up on own private restaurant for "donations" in my house. I neeeeed brunch, and day-drunk.

Men under 6 feet always lie about their height by TWO inches. My husband says he is 5'9 (Eyeroll)

What...Happened..?

I love it. That red suit is adorable.

Primer for under foundation. Even the cheap e.l.f. one is amazing.

Tongue Scraper

This freaks me out. I know she is an adult now..but she looks so young here.

Agreed. The Men's Warehouse wants their ill-fitting tux back.

Ripping off Gwynnie first, now JLawr?? She looks fab..but someone needs a change. These dresses have already been done

My husband and I met at work. I was recently single from a broken engagement and work in a male dominated industry. Noticed a guy in a meeting with a doesn't-give-a-fuck face. Next meeting I wore a killer pencil skirt and pumps and we started talking the next day. I had to drop HEAVY hints to finally get him to ask me…

White tee shirts. I can never find the perfect one (Or one that is perfect for more than one wash)....and hair oil....and bronzer...and lipstick..

This pic made my day! LOVE IT!

I also just received a notice that Neiman Marcus was hacked..Yay for shopping online...!

What the fuck happened to Colonel Sanders' FACE

I'm just trying to figure out what the fuck happened to Madonna's face.

How did "What the Fox Says" not make it on this list.

I am on the paleo diet so I just eat Texas chili three times a day and a side of bacon for a snack.

I'm a true feminist ya'll, I just do whatever my husband says because I want to!

Also, this is coming from the guy that named Lululemon as such because Japanese culture would find it "authentic" because there is no L sound in Japanese phonetics. Nice guy.