Ripping off Gwynnie first, now JLawr?? She looks fab..but someone needs a change. These dresses have already been done

My husband and I met at work. I was recently single from a broken engagement and work in a male dominated industry. Noticed a guy in a meeting with a doesn't-give-a-fuck face. Next meeting I wore a killer pencil skirt and pumps and we started talking the next day. I had to drop HEAVY hints to finally get him to ask me…

White tee shirts. I can never find the perfect one (Or one that is perfect for more than one wash)....and hair oil....and bronzer...and lipstick..

This pic made my day! LOVE IT!

I also just received a notice that Neiman Marcus was hacked..Yay for shopping online...!

What the fuck happened to Colonel Sanders' FACE

I'm just trying to figure out what the fuck happened to Madonna's face.

How did "What the Fox Says" not make it on this list.

I am on the paleo diet so I just eat Texas chili three times a day and a side of bacon for a snack.

I'm a true feminist ya'll, I just do whatever my husband says because I want to!

Also, this is coming from the guy that named Lululemon as such because Japanese culture would find it "authentic" because there is no L sound in Japanese phonetics. Nice guy.

"Full on LUON"

Oh this is like my "wine only" diet...except a lot easier to handle.

Filthy Hobbitses

Filthy Hobbitses

Whats my excuse? I dont need one. I have four children, I'm healthy, I'm happy, I have a man who thinks I am hotter than hell even if I am a little overweight..and I enjoy my life and the people in it. I dont choose to spend all my time in the gym, because I just dont enjoy it. There is no law that says you have to…

That Duggar woman is ffffuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkeeeeeddddd up then.

At least they're donating something to charity. While $23 million is pennies to these people, it's probably more than the majority of middle income people combined will donate a year..

Can everyone stop trying to access his site at once?? It won't load for me. I need to see what kind of troll we're dealing with here!!!!

Because she's Britney, bitch.. :)