Pro tip: If you blend in and act like you belong somewhere, most people wont think twice. This is true “almost” everywhere.

That’s kinda... morally wrong. This guy sounds like he’s kind of a jerk. Seriously, who just does that? In any industry?

You probably could have left off the check part.

My cousin is getting married next weekend. We are not close, but we are each other’s only cousins on that side of the family. She did not explicitly write “no children” on her invitation, but she did make sure to just address the invite to me and my husband only. She also wrote in “2” on the response card, that wasn’t…

In her defense, when she married him, he was sort of a hipster Jesus dude making Jason Mraz-sounding music, not... this thing he is now.

fwiw “curl up like a shrimp” is 100 times funnier

This made my whole body curl up like a shrimp from contact embarrassment.

Thicke also blames “drugs and alcohol” and ego for his actions.

Paula Patton remains silent.

That’s who Taylor Schilling is? Shoulda just said “Piper.” Carrie Brownstein and Piper are in love. I’m going to need a minute to process this.

You’d be surprised. I think a lot of people go into a marriage like that thinking that the other one will change his or her mind. Spoiler alert: people usually don’t.

YO...how do you ghost someone and live in the same house?!?! Did you come home and his shit was gone?

Yep! Same here, I dated a guy for two years, we talked about marriage and then *poof* he ghosted on me. Who the fuck does that to another person? It’s shitty and cowardly as fuck. I feel your pain girl.

my boyfriend of multiple years totally tried to ghost me. i was able to get him at his apartment where he admitted he wanted to break up. i was like, “you couldnt just tell me??”

no I actually could never, ever do this to a person I love it would be physically painful for me and I have too much anxiety I would be convinced if I didn’t answer it was a serious time of need and as a result of my ignoring them they would be dead no no no no no no cannot

My lovely boyfriend of FOUR YEARS decided it would be better to ghost me than be a man and tell me he wanted to see other people. He was supposed to come visit me and just didn’t show up. It’s been a little over a month since he disappeared and not a peep. No heads up he was no longer coming. No “hey things aren’t…

right?? i was ghosted by a crush back in april, and though i’m over the love lost and so forth, it still really fucking stings that he couldn’t have been like, “yeah, sorry. i’m just not interested.” no no, he had me staring at my phone for weeks, just hoping i crossed his mind ONCE for every billion hours i spent…

wait.

My (ex-, obviously)boyfriend of almost 6 years did this to me as a breakup method. After a few months I assumed the relationship was over, and he came crawling back as soon as I had a new guy. He was so delusional that he seriously thought I would take him back after all that. LOL NOPE.

Ok but seriously can someone please explain those weird ribbon hair ties to me? Why are people using them? My mom gave me some in my Christmas stocking (which I still get bc my mom has no grandchildren yet) and I was like "wtf is this?" And my younger sister who graduated from college much more recently than me was…