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I would have to say a resounding NO to this since Verga in Spanish means penis and Manga means sleeve, so you would basically be calling them dick sleeve, otherwise known as a condom......jajajaja!

Somehow this made me feel more grimy inside than the thought of someone fucking a snake

His outfit there is killing me. He could be playing Playstation in the freshman dorm, no changes. A little effort, sir!

She wears the stuff from her Kmart line all the time, too. Girl's not dumb. Make that paper, Sofia!

That is...gross. Do not want to know about his boner. Ugh.

her business/brand acumen

Please no. "Verga" is a very nasty way to refer to a penis around my part of the world.

I say "Joefia." But you can say Mangangara.

"#MyAnacondaWasWayUp" No Drake. Please don't type things like that.

Okay, I have to confess: I find Drake incredibly goofy-looking.

Drake is not bored. He simply dropped his cell phone in Nicki's formidable bum-crevice and is wondering how to retrieve it.

Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssslowly.

For fuck snakes

Thank you, from an American across the pond. Appalled at this and don't have any idea where all the gun nuts are who rant about personal freedoms and the coming 'police state' because here it is. Why hasn't the POTUS responded to this??

That is not true there has been loads of coverage about this in the UK press. BBC and channel 4 news had it as one of their top stories even the Daily Fail has reported on and is outraged. If you look it up on google there are over 6,000 articles from UK about this.

Hillary, thank you to you and your colleagues at Jezebel for posting updates on the situation in #Ferguson. There is no coverage in the UK media and so I've been relying on Jezebel, Groupthink and Gawker for information.

A few thoughts after many years on the Gawkerverse:

Time to bust out a new burner name: TheonGreycommentJoy.

I was told there would be no math...

Do you mean all those jobs we're qualified for that no one is willing to pay us what we're worth so they hire you guys for 1/3rd the salary? THOSE jobs?