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It's not weird. It's sexy.

Wait until you get kissed full on the lips from Patton Oswalt.

If? Hey, if my uncle had tits …

While I'd agree with most of this, there is no way I'd call it boring. Sure, it was a B- compared to the first 8 episodes. That's a fair assessment. But it's still entertaining as hell compared to whatever else I could have been watching. Boring never has a place in these conversations. I mean, Jerry got in a fight

I'm concerned that I was totally able to follow that line of reasoning.

NO, PATTON!!!! WE WANTED YOU TO BE MISERABLE FOREVER!!!!!!!!

So long as he isn't marrying Charo, I don't see what problem people have with him.

It would only be a story if you were reporting Stephen A Smith was good at anything.

Is this about movie stars or is it BLADE specific?

If you ever dressed up as Howard Cosell back in the day, you have a Dougie Jones costume all ready to go.

I honestly didn't think it was possible to make a movie that was worse than Prometheus, or filled with a more bland collection of total idiots. So … Bravo?

Doctor Who's Bah-humbug Rocking Christmas Eve

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this idea, but I've got a used condom I'd be happy to mail to him.

Don't we all view President of the United States as primarily a lengthy audition for cable news VP of Programming?

The Science Division is in the process of being replaced by the Science/Schmience sketch from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

Are we sure she is "playing" dumb?

Lego is a lot better than Jump Street. Jump Street is hilarious, and hilariously self aware. But Lego has a lot going on. You're are very much mistaken to think it's just a commercial. I mean, what are Star Wars movies but commercials for their toy lines? Lego is so much better than any Star Wars movie since Empire

We are being asked to put a lot of faith in studio suits over people we've seen do excellent work. Imma side with the talent until proven otherwise.

Wondering what happened to Melania Trump's campaign on cyber-bullying? Well, her spokesman today said "Melania has said that if her husband is attacked, he will punch back ten times harder."

Hellllooooooooo!